What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:59

Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
No, not a chance
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are there so many single moms in America?
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - MSN
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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