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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are there so many single moms in America?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Several people killed in school shooting in Austria's second biggest city, police say - NBC News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Scientists Say Humans Now Are "Pansies" Compared To Prehistoric Yellowstone People - Cowboy State Daily

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - MSN

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Exclusive Trump interview: A big steel deal for Pennsylvania - Washington Examiner

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Apple Unveils AI-Powered 'Workout Buddy' for Apple Watch at WWDC - MacRumors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Alan Turing's iconic paper on a 'universal computing machine' goes up for auction - Live Science